Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Fake Orgasms!

Thanks to my best friend Ana Kriz for her ideas and references, love you slut!
When you fake an orgasm is because you're totally not sexually satisfied in a fuck. Lots of reasons can be envolved in this unfortunate event.. Almost every sexually active person has fake an orgasm at least once but it's mostly common in women, WHY? because women don't have any erect stick down there and WE DO GUYS!..

So, the thing is that if you're a GIRL THAT FAKES ORGASMS, you mostly do it because:
1. You love you boyfriend too much and don't wanna make him feel bad about his lame penis power.
2. To finish rapidly because you're having a busy time.
3. You're ashamed that he would think that you're cold/frigid!

Men are not so fakers about sex activities because we're easily in the mood. I mean, when we are hot our dick just explode and get erect instantcly..It's so funny actually.. it's like pushing a bottom! In the other hand, girls are not so easy because they don't need only two balls to feel happy, they need something more... Plus there are lots of men who doesn't know how to fuck, because they're TOO ANIMALISTIC or TOO SLOW.. so i think we should get a balance, too, in the game.

The thing is that Sex is something both (Girls & Boys) should know how to deal with, because the orgasm is one of the best feelings in the world, LIKE IT OR NOT U SLUTS! ;)

8 comments:

anakriz said...

Hahaha exelentye redaccion haha me enkantooo .. xq sera .. man insito io espero enkontrar al hombre idel kon el kual no tnga k fingir ni un fokin orgasmo en toda mi vida .. haha xq tener orgasmos es lo mas riko del mundooo .. haha son los mejores segundos de la vidaa .. buajaja

Michi said...

1. You love you boyfriend too much and don't wanna make him feel bad about his lame penis power.

HAHAHAH me mataste dizq his lame penis power...like i said, tas todo "polemico" xD
it was quite funny :D

Blankita said...

OH EME JE! jajaja
i think this just made me laugh a lot..! hahahah
it is true aw.. actually every girl that has done sex.. she already had a fake orgasm! I think that one of the reasons could be that we also want to feel "good" in such way to make the boy think that we are actually enjoying it.

please girls.. be honest.. if u dont like it..just say.. MAN ERES UNA VERGA .. NO SABES .. y ya.. you will not have that weight on your mind that u said a lie!

jajaja te amo josh.. y me encantó el temaa:)

Melissa said...

Ok Im surprised because I didnt expect a topic like that xD. It was a cool way to describe the situations that make girls fake an orgams.me dio risa la palabra animalistic x).

CaesarBrutus said...

Loved this post!!! hehe. Do you remember a scene on 40 days and 40 nights, where josh hartnett's character fakes an orgasm?? hehe. That was hilarious... now on your topic, if a woman fakes an orgasm because she's not 100% pleased with the performance of her partner, why doesn't she tell him what she likes, and try new stuff.... don't just lay there on the bed. have fun! :)

Josue(Jerusalem) said...

Hijole que lio cuando tu pareja empieza disque AHHHH AS AS AS AS OHHH YESSSS YESS YESSS KEEP IT INSIDE...!! y no siente nada sino que solo lo hace para que la pareja crea que es un PRO en el sex XD

bUen Post Josh... so ve a la oficina

Daniela Cullen said...

jajaja JOsh! lame penis power!! jjajajajajaa LMAO! Seriously, de donde sacas tanto tema candante y bueno?? jajaja

Gina said...

that is soo truee!
mori con el comnt de blanka

please girls.. be honest.. if u dont like it..just say.. MAN ERES UNA VERGA .. NO SABES .. y ya..

xD.. me pregunto ek tan incomodo seria acer esoo jaja :p