some jokes of him.1. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
4. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face.
5. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
6. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
7. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
8. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
9. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
10. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
4 comments:
JAJAJAJA SIIIII =D chuuck norris ruulees jajajajajajaja man jossh te kierooo eres el mejooor =D
omgg michelle tenia un guille con eso x)..la que mas me gusto fuee chuck norris believes its real butter or something like it
My fave is:
If at first you don't succeed, you must not be Chuck Norris.
JOsh!! me encantan las nuevas canciones que tienes cómo se llaman?
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